Pillgrims

Da group of holistic-living hippie-sailors who emigrated from England so dat they could create and/or consume their own choices of dietary-supplement tablets/capsules, not just da types dat their "Big Pharma" English overlords wanted them to take.

Da Pillgrims were a cohesive group of "Pureitans" who didn't wanna taint their "clean 'n' pristine" bodies with a lot of artificial/chemical crap dat King George's predecessors wanted to sell them.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Cock Pilgrimage

Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.

"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."

"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"

by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013

Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018

hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017

Window pilgrim

An immigrant trying to illegally climb through the recent safe window America has created.

Them window pilgrims are lucky they're in those sanctuary cities or they'd all get deported.ly

by akfourtynine October 22, 2019