Prize-Fighter

To witness someone "prize-fighting" is nearly as remarkable as witnessing Old Faithful erupt or the great Niagra Falls flow over its cliff side. The event can only be described as seeing one man perspirate a nearly inconceivable amount of fluid from their body. Usually this coincides with alcohol and drug consumption.

Prize-Fighting is an event best done in the darkest, loneliest room available. To be caught Prize-Fighting is a horrible, disgusting embarrassment, best resolved by cutting the sweat saturated, stink encrusted shirt off your back.

Prize-Fighting is an extremely rare event for most people, however there are a select few, which seem almost chosen to prize-fight on a regular basis.

Following a few beers and one heroic bong rip Sloth begins the prize-fight of his life....

R: "Geeze, do you think THAT is what Sloth will look like right before he dies?"

(a brave lady in the room begins to soak up the oozing sweat from Sloth's head for fear he will drown in his own excrement)

S: "Jesus Christ Sloth... you look like a fucking Prize-fighter!"

by bigken18487 October 6, 2011

Pized Out

The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.

{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the birds are trying to hook-up with Pize} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"

by Pize October 13, 2004

prize bull

This can be referred to the favoured child of the family or the favoured student of the class.

Student 1 : Mrs. Williams gave henry another happy face sticker for getting all answers correct.

Student 2 : That was expected, after all, he is her prize bull.

by Thelegendofelmo January 7, 2016

pizer

v. To skeet.

alt. def. To throw an awesome forehand in Ultimate Frisbee.

Look at that hot girl! I need to go pizer for a bit.

by Vinayak August 27, 2005

Prizefighter

The end result of bareback sex with your lady while she is on her period. As you finish in a air producing position, she involuntarily Queefs, Releasing a substance closely resembling what a boxer spits into a bucket between rounds.

I had Vanessa over the other night. She had her period so I laid a towel down. But she went prizefighter on my sheets anyway.

by Thescottlorenzo September 16, 2016

door prize

A code phrase used among women for various feminine hygiene products.

I had to go buy some door prizes because I am expecting my period to begin soon.

or,

By any chance do you have a door prize that I can use?

by TruCafe May 11, 2009

you win teh prize!!!

from some website, best desciped as thus
"argueing on the internet is like runnign in the special olympics, even if you win you are still a spastic"

a term to deride somebodys achivements or to just take the piss out of them
for doign somethign or beign someone stupid

him :I OWNEDYOUR ASS ON Q3 LAST NIGHT FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!

you : you win teh prize!!!

by poomin May 10, 2004