Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

by d0c August 12, 2006

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

Peeden

A man in a woman's body.

Man, I didn't know that she was a Peeden!

by EliRx February 11, 2009

Peedalil

To pee one's pant a small amount.

I coughed so hard I peedalil.

by EvilWoman May 24, 2010

Pedestrian Gravity

The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.

I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.

by McCreators October 11, 2011

peedra

A ghetto person that hates a lot of people and cares for a lot of people. This person can twerk. This person loves weaves and is from the hood. Nick names: Twerk Master, and Weave master. This person doesn't wait for people to get the karma they deserve. Because I this person gets their revenge no matter what.

Peedra's Ghetto word of the day Cousin. Girl you gotta gun cos in the hood we don't play.

by Peedra May 23, 2014