pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

pantal area

The location on a person around the area that pants cover.

That guy got so scared he browned up his pantal area.

by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

paintist

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.

My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

by Caretaker55 June 4, 2010

Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "

by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009