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Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
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Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.
A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.
by Natural Life December 23, 2021
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Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.
She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.
by Chrischras September 10, 2020
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useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time
by littcorp March 10, 2023
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Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?
Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
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Parasite

basically a person that nobody likes but thinks he/she is the best at basically everything
He’s such a parasite”
by MickeyCraig69 May 9, 2020
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