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Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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Please respond

Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.
Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"
by Raz~ January 23, 2012
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please-drill

"He is a please-drill ... as in PLEASE drill me!"
by Meghan Santoro February 7, 2005
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crowd pleaser

A person that has sexual relations with many different people.
Ifty: Man, that girl hops on every guy she meets.

Evan: Damn, what a crowd pleaser.
by randyn January 17, 2008
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Pleaseagain

The undeniable request for a beer (preferably Keystone).

Pleaseagain is not just a phrase. It is a lifestyle.

The lifestyle includes:
Being a man.
Relentlessly talking shit to all humans.
Making instructional videos.
Dominating beers of all shapes and sizes.
Dominating all bar activities.
Yelling at white trash from the car window.
Splashing white trash with puddles on rainy days.
Handing out dirtnaps to habitual line crossers.
Being hunter gatherers on walks home.
Dominating dance contests.
Dominating the front porch.
Dominating drinking games.
Donating money to Bill Grays at least once a week.
Eating free subs.
Blowing the whistle.
Continual use of "thats what she said" as well as "no homo" and "super homo".
Saying gay shit.
Never having fun if the homie's can't have none.
Other intangibles that most humans do not possess.

(DR)
Dave: I love Keystone.
Mike: I love it so much I can't see out of my right eye.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Dave: Pleaseagain!
Mike: Eat dirt.
(Mike comes back in the room with beer to quench Dave's desire for more beer)
by Keith Stone Light August 2, 2011
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Please Remove My Definitions

I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.
by 1_WTC_Lock November 29, 2004
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damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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