Pool Darts

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.

That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.

by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015

Pool Rape

Is when you own a pool and wanna be friends and family only want to hang with you during the pool season. But forget your ass exist during the cold months.

Man, I was “pool raped” Saturday. All these people I ain’t seen since high school showed up at my house and “pool raped” my ass.

by BM1979 December 1, 2018

Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.

Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!

by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020

dropping the huxtables off at the pool

Taking a poop

I'm going to drop the Huxtables off at the pool, I'm dropping the Huxtables off at the pool

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."

Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.

by vastheman January 7, 2008

Absitively Posolutely

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

pool boy

A handsome, studly, but officious young man who services the pool and the lady of the house with great skill

After the pool boy rinsed the filter, he gave the housewife a spin.

by Ass Clown77 March 7, 2008