Poopcock

A poopcock is a female peacock. They are mostly brown and do not get males by bright colors, although they are also known as female peacocks they are actually called poopcock.

Look at that beautiful poopcock

by Poopcocklover February 17, 2022

popcorn fart

something that is very dry.

a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.

by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

popcorn funk

The smell of sweaty, unwashed balls. Similar to the salty aroma of popcorn.

"My boyfriend wanted me to lick his balls, but he had total popcorn funk going on down there!"

by aliD February 5, 2008

circus popcorn

An ungodly brick of pink popcorn that is case hardened and sold to the unknowing masses at the circus, carnival, fair, etc.

When I was a kid I used to love circus popcorn, but now it tastes like shit on a stick!

by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009

popcorn visit

an unscheduled, unsolicited booty call.

Calling someone from his/her parking lot to inform them that you are coming over.(a definite dating no no, don't do it!)Also just showing up unannounced, ignoring the object of ones affections request that you not come over and showing up anyway. (can you say stalker laws?)

My ex keeps making popcorn visits even though I told him I don't want to see him again, so got a restraining order on him.

by Ro~ May 29, 2008

Poopcrastinate

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci

An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2023