pooties

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

by artie simmons June 15, 2003

Poopie

Poor quality marijuana,

Nigga you aint puttin that in the blunt, that shit is poopie.

by jeffrey jeffersonjeffield April 19, 2006

poopie

like a puppy but said poopie

"would you like to pet my poopie"

by tyler February 28, 2003

Poopie-dick

The condition of the male genitals after anal intercourse, fecal residue on the penis.

After Ramon fucked Susan in the ass, he had poopie-dick and had to wash the shit off of his penis.

by Kerns December 14, 2003

poopie doops

Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.

Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.

by tilatequilafan555 January 15, 2008

poopied

what a fag like someone with a gay nick name like sharp, ugly, crunchy, or jinmic says after killing someone in a game trying to replace words like get wrecked get owned and get merked.

Joe: uh you got
Jinmic:get poopied

by xxxxShadowxxxx August 10, 2010

poopie mushroom

When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.

I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.

by headshothummel February 19, 2009