PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.

by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021

PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

PHD

Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021

phd

pimp and hoes degree

of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)

by andrewtape August 19, 2022

PhD

Pretty huge dick

Dave: Hey mogus i got a PhD

by MogusNoAmog October 2, 2022

PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

by SuperBAW January 22, 2021

PHD

Power-hungry Dick

He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.

by SSoSS May 6, 2021