PHD

Pubic. Hair. Diploma.

When you realize it’s 2019 and pubic hair is totally in.

That girl has her PHD. She is rocking the bush.

by Crazyteacher2019 June 6, 2019

PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

PHD

Pretty hard dick

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018

PhD

Pretty huge dick

Dave: Hey mogus i got a PhD

by MogusNoAmog October 2, 2022

PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 14, 2018

PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017