Smart Patrol

One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."

Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!

I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Pedro Pascal

The daddiest of the daddy's a fine man

Hey look over there he so pedro pascal

by KIKIDOULOVEMWAH March 17, 2023

troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.

The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

patrone

a type of tequila mentioned in many rap songs

What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

by Buono June 22, 2006

Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.

(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"

by Fantino Boy April 15, 2010

Petros

One of the only genuinely nice people on earth. Can be annoying but we love him anyway. He seems like nothing now but give him time and he will rise above all and he will blossom, becoming a great lover and father.

Petros is a fucken top quality lad

by BigBoy Steven July 25, 2018

Petrolsexual

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

by MannyZX May 16, 2010