New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019

Lower earth peasant

The highest form of a compliment

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant

by Skool skuks November 5, 2019

PS3 Peasant

When someone in the squad has a last-gen console, they are a Ps3 peasant, even if its an XBOX 360. Don't ask why

Vin : Are you gonna get Black Ops 3?
Jack : Nah i'm a PS3 peasant remember

by Ihavenoideawhatimdoing June 8, 2015

pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

by trist December 9, 2008

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

Go end your mere existence peasant

Stronger than go commit die.

1:ur mom gay
2:Go end your mere existence peasant
1: *dies instantly*

by weeb but not furry March 27, 2020

Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him

"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"

by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022