plapjak

Plapping soyjak. A man having sex with an obese woman, thus making the sound PLAP PLAP PLAP as his thrusts connect with the flappy fat pads of the round behemoth.

Often represented looking to the viewer with a dead, lifeless stare as they realize the depravity of their actions and how low they have stooped for pussy.

The plapped landwhale can also be represented reeking of shit smell in a dark stereotyped bedroom, laying there in all fours due to her mobility issues.

Plapjak: With a traumatized thousand yard stare I smashed Bertha last night bro
Sane human: Holy shit, are you ok? Why would you do that?
Plapjak: I was way too horny... I don't think I'll ever get it up again

by Alien3.0C June 2, 2025

Plappable

Referring to another person or humanoid as plappable means that the individual speaking sees them as worthy of having aggressive intercourse with. The word plap refers to the sound of thighs on skin during the act.

That fire summon's model is so plappable.

by Papa Molegnar June 2, 2025

Plapgasm

Ejaculating from slapping ("plapping") your testicles. Can be with your hand, a dildo or any other object. Often practiced in online masochistic raceplay communities.

"I had a plapgasm yesterday while watching BNWO porn!"

by ashtraykitty August 22, 2025

Pelaphile

Just a Pedophile but pronounced incorrectly by Shinko1297

Imagine being a kindergartener and having to fight the Pelaphile

by Azumano October 31, 2025

Plapping

A whiteboi that slaps their their balls for joy and orgasm.

Most likely with a Dildo, can also be done with bare hands.

Instead of jerking off, i prefer plapping my balls with a ♠️BBC Dildo♠️

by Hayzel♠️ December 24, 2025

no pcap

To let another hacker know you're telling truth.

"Did Mike come through with the evidence?"
"Nah, just a bunch of hex encoded crap."
"Word?"
"Yeah bro, no pcap"

by my_ottoman August 26, 2021

ginger phlappage

A boozy old hag

When someone's completely plastered on Prosecco: 'she's done an absolute Ginger Phlappage'.

by gingerphlappage November 24, 2021