The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.

Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now

by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

(Your welcome Noel Miller)

Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Gill_kody December 16, 2019

Patricia Rafael luis

She is a dirty minded girl who has had many crushes before, she does not know how to make her own decisions because she is a little brat who cant even take care of herself. She talks way too much! plus she has boy problems...

Patricia Rafael luis will never shut up even if you ask her to

by halo lowis May 22, 2022

Patricia

She is fine as fuck .she hates when people call her pretty or compliment her . She wants to find someone to love for the rest of her life. She has many friends. She likes someone who has a girlfriend. She like people who make her feel happy and she I only hangs with people who love her.

She is really a Patricia

by Dvin9979 December 5, 2018

tera patrick

fine ass porn star that loves the dick. nice ass, great tits. i know a girl that looks just like her (and her name is tara)

if i could fuck tara or tera, i would, it doesnt matter who they look like twin sisters

by low blow September 10, 2003