Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
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Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
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• papes
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by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
Get the paper hat joe mug.One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
Get the Paper Mario mug.Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"
"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."
(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."
(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
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Get the Paper Bag Scale mug.Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
Get the paper jam panic mug.the idea of having a future with your s/o
like imagining and talking about what it would be like later on in your future when you have a house together/married/etc.
like imagining and talking about what it would be like later on in your future when you have a house together/married/etc.
friend: weren’t you guys talking about moving in together later tho
me: yea but that was just a paper house, it wasn’t serious
me: yea but that was just a paper house, it wasn’t serious
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