owned

To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.

Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.

by eDs101 July 17, 2006

Owned

Generic gaming slang referring to a scenario where a player or any other target is destroyed or significantly damaged in a very efficient manner. Often used to refer to a humiliation.

"Haha you owned that guy big time"

by THE MASKED GOON December 29, 2005

OWNED OUT

owned out - the plural of owned,ownage; someone beaten excessively in a computer/console online game to the extent of losing consiousness

exampled on most nerds/computer geeks

by nnnnnnn February 22, 2005

owned

to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )

by !"£ March 28, 2009

oxledus

A term that is used for someone who wastes their life making how-to videos for absolute shitters.

Person 1: "Get a fucking life, you're turning into such an oxledus"
Person 2: "It is important for them to know how to properly defend term OORAH!"

by TGWARRIOR April 2, 2023

Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 12, 2003

owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010