iTunes alphabetical order

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.

"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."

by Duke Bag February 29, 2008

Ordren

One of the funniest people you will ever meet. Someone who radiates kindness and authenticity. This person also loves to be annoying as a hobby.

Did you see Ordren at the Jugging to Fight Cancer in Golden Retrievers fundraiser?

Yes, Ordren slayed! It's because his grandmother was in the circus in the old country. He learned it from her.

by Catherine the Worst June 15, 2022

Work Order

A paper or electronic request for service. An easy way to make someone else do a task that another person ether can’t do or is not willing to do themselves. A way to proclaim a individual’s false superiority over an intelligent individual without actually meeting with that individual. A professional manner in which to fix something an individual has broken by proxy. A dark stain on an otherwise bright day.

"If it was not for this Work Order I would not have the chance to serve those who could afford a better education than myself"

by kool420deathstar January 24, 2005

one order

A dangerous organized gang based in Spanish Town Jamaica. Rivals to the Clansman\Klansman Gang also based in Spanish Town.

Dont mess with him he's a one order member.

by El Capaton June 19, 2008

bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.

-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.

by familyguyfan6969 May 7, 2009

Restraining Order Barbie

A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.

Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.

by sorkab August 19, 2010

Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011