Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!

After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

tennessee tortilla

The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.

"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."

by Dr diddles July 17, 2016

tortilla flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging someone. Inspired by the Tortilla challenge.

She just played that fool like a sega. She might as well have turned around and tortilla flapped them.

by atoms-kings July 26, 2022

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024

Lil Tortilla

One of the littest rappers right now, he flows like a lake

Ayo ya heard Lil Tortilla's new song "The Nile?"

by shadylackin November 12, 2018