no offense

Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.

Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.

by RiotRanger June 13, 2010

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

Offacially

When something is official on facebook. Can be exclusively offacial, or as an addition to common knowledge.

Andre and Emma are offacially an item now.

Hudson has offacially come out of the closet.

It's offacial: Jenna puts makeup on her baby.

by You Bromee July 22, 2010

text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Love triangle offense

When a player or pimp takes two sisters and turns them against each other by means of seduction or charm.

Nancy was pissed at Danny for breaking her sister Shannons heart and when she tryed to confront him about it he ended up making her fall in love instead of getting defensive he used the love triangle offense.

by Prince Eugene April 9, 2009

non-offensive swears

Oh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu..........nnnnnn!

Miss Goody2Shoes to Friend - "How naughty was that giggle giggle?"

by MissM July 11, 2005

Offaly

Situated in the midlands in Ireland
Home to many greats- Comedian neil Delamere
- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
- Edenderry
- St Marys secondary
school, edenderry

Offaly is sucha cool place to be!
I wish i could live there

by red-rose April 1, 2009