When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 09, 2021
when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain
by hkz2345 October 01, 2015
by DaVinci NotreDame April 06, 2022
by ShakeYFX May 13, 2022
Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.
by Monte R June 01, 2007
A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
by Plaptop January 24, 2023