Chuck Norris Shot

Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.

Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!

by RPangle January 6, 2009

James Norrington

A character from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean films portrayed by actor Jack Davenport. The character is often showed as a proper military man, but as seen in the film Dead Man's Chest, he has a rough and freer side, but ultimately, he returns to his proper ways. It is safe to say that Norrington is British born and wealthy as he has power and was seen as the ideal match for Elizabeth. However, he resigns from his military post after he makes an error that costs him his crew and ship.

In the film, Curse of the Black Pearl, Norrington is in love with and becomes engaged to Elizabeth Swann, but cancels the engagement knowing that she was in love with William Turner.

Quotes by James Norrington:
'I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.'

'My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind.'

'Our destinies have been interwined, but never joined.'

by Lizzie Norrington October 15, 2007

Norristowner

A citizen of the village of Norristown, Pa. Usually of Mexican decent, wannabe Philly gangster hood rat( african american for those of you who attended school) or the negative 10 precent of white trash who did not move to Pottstown 15 years ago. Usually business in such area is limited to courthouse activities or narcotics purchases. Unless you are Mexican in live in a two bedroom house with 40 others

That guy Joe is crazy, 2 eight balls in one night he is a real norristowner

by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.

The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009

The Chuck Norris

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.

I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008

Chuck Norrising

The act of repeatedly tapping the Y button on the Xbox 360 controller while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 so that the character looks as though he were dead while laying down, creating surprise when you shank unsuspecting opponents. Works especially well with Ninja Pro and Coldblooded Pro.

I was Chuck Norrising in the brush so that i could have a beautiful killcam and shank the last man standing.

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

Chuck Norrised

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010