beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe

Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat

by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021

batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)

I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.

by Organist_USA March 30, 2024

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

stat that

A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.

Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"

by seyahsupreme January 14, 2022

f-stat

fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )

Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!

You: Dude f-stat

by codezilla October 7, 2011

Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier

I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better

by safsfaaaa May 22, 2022