A phrase that, when uttered, instantly identifies the speaker as being incredibly stupid and illiterate.
The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.
This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.
Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)
The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.
This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.
Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)
REPUBLICAN: There's nothing bad about burning coal for energy! It's "clean coal!" The proof is in the pudding!
PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.
PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.
by Faye Kname March 22, 2010

the best all women's a cappella group at yale university. the girls are the best singers, the prettiest and the most fun. members are known as proofies for short
a cappella boy 1: damn i wish i could get with a girl in proof of the pudding.
a cappella boy 2: shit, son, me too. they're just so awesome. and they sing so fiiiiiiiiine.
a cappella boy 2: shit, son, me too. they're just so awesome. and they sing so fiiiiiiiiine.
by ned1533 April 16, 2010

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits
Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"
-hot girl but got no ass or tits
Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"
That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out
by Gnözzel August 21, 2016

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.
Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
by anonymous February 9, 2022

Hiding everything you want to eat/are embarrassed by in piles of thongs or tampon boxes because boys are coming over.
by bellswithme April 8, 2013

A Proofclicker is a person that clicks on possible spam (or adds) to preserve others from falling for the bait.
Brankele acted as the ideal Proof-clicker the 'wait what happens with this tourist on a beach' add so Ferdinand could sleep again.
by Fair D August 1, 2015

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.
Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011
