Jane Rizzoli is a homicide detective in the TV series Rizzoli and Isles. She is a beautiful, 'in the closet' lesbian with her best friend, Dr. Maura Isles. Although they both know they are in love with eachother, neither will actually admit it.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.
Me: Why won't you just admit you're gay?
Friend: Because I'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Jane Rizzoli and just admit it!
Friend: Because I'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Jane Rizzoli and just admit it!
by mauraisles September 18, 2014
"Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong,
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the
screen,"
-Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the
screen,"
-Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday
by azrael March 23, 2005
by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021
When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
“ I enjoy jillying the jane “
by Niggatron2.0 June 08, 2019
Ella Jane is by far the best person you’ll ever meet ever. She’s gifted in so many ways- intellectual, emotionally, musically, definitely physically, and in every other way. She has a magnetic personality and when when you’re with her you’ll never want to leave, but when you do, you can’t think of anything else but her. Ella Jane has the most deep/attractive eyes and it blows my mind everytime I see them. Her voice is incomparable to any other noise because of how heavenly it is. She flexes on all the other girls just by walking in the room. The instant any guy sees her their jaw drops so low it goes through the earth all the way to the other side of the earth because she is so stunningly beautiful. Her appearance is beyond what words can express so I’ll move on. She is also the most interesting person you’ll ever talk to. She’ll surprise you every day. It’s very intriguing and pretty hot(emphasis on pretty). This is probably getting too long. In conclusion, Ella Jane is the best.
Guy 1- woah that chick is stunning! What’s her name?
Guy 1’s best friend- Idk but my jaw just hit some Chinese orphan. Hey Siri who is the hottest person in the world?
Siri- Ella Jane
Guy 1’s best friend- Idk but my jaw just hit some Chinese orphan. Hey Siri who is the hottest person in the world?
Siri- Ella Jane
by YourBrother’sBrother December 02, 2018
Lyza-Jane is one of a kind. Smart, Beautiful, outgoing. She don't take anything from anyone. Stands up for herself in ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. She's usually your favorite person
by Lollipoop278 December 20, 2016
The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.
by six the musical March 15, 2022