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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak
"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"
by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021
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No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“
by Dadique November 29, 2020
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour
by Coollinks November 3, 2020
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