flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.

Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows

by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019

King of the Napkin

an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.

When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.

by funatwork1 December 8, 2021

pussy napkin

Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them

"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy

"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer

by PredatorDrk April 20, 2011

napkin

derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.

"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.

by Big Seany September 4, 2007

Napkiny

Something that induces female genital lubrication (to cream herself). In such a manner that she needs a napkin, to clean herself off.

"You need to learn this song. It's fucking napkiny."

"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."

"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."

by Robert and Ankush November 3, 2006

wet napkin

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.

shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!

by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010