Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off

I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night

by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019

Nutty Martin

A Nutty Martin is when a female has cashews in her vagina and a man eats it out of her vagina

The only nut I busted that night was from a nutty martin

by JoelTrolls June 6, 2018

Nutty Gummy

Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.

Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today

Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt

by JDR.com April 5, 2023

Nutty Buddies

"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.

Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?

Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?

Denaldo: Yea, sure.

by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 1, 2015

the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

nutty buddy

when you diarrhea all over your nut sack

i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy

by CAB1 May 21, 2009