Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
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MLR (mid-load regret)

Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.
I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)
by Tony Quintal October 9, 2007
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Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.
I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.
by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019
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whole lotta regret

the better and more accurate name for playboi carti’s latest album released in Christmas 2020. it’s regretful because carti released such a mid album after making everyone wait for 2 years 😐👎
Person 1: “I just listened to Whole Lotta Red.. i regret wasting time hearing this garbage”

Person 2: “don’t you mean Whole Lotta Regret?”
by who’s barraza December 25, 2020
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(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.

His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.

The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!
'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'

- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle
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Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
by Jummy12 July 30, 2021
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