Musteria

Baby's diarrhea, since it is mustard colored.

You can't eat musteria, but if you must it is best with some halibut

by Jay Brockwell August 17, 2010

Mastershart

To fart whilst masturbating and accidentally follow through to a shit.

Hold on a minute mum, I think I'm mastersharting!

by Paedropolopodus December 2, 2010

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

mustered rock

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure

I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015

mastershaving

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time

Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving

by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016

muster roll

MR is a record,in which names, particulars and attendance of daily, amount payable to them and the work done by them are recorded.

Lets fuck up the Muster Roll, first thing to fuck manager up.

by Dpacesaqya September 13, 2017