An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006
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A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014
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