I'd rather be in California than Montucky
by Radio17 November 30, 2010
Get the Montucky mug.To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.
I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.
by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005
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by Alex H January 29, 2005
Get the mantub mug.A spatula like object used for fun and/or torture, specifically designed for use by a Serena (see "bouncy Scorpio").
"My mantula is bigger than your mantula."
"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"
"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"
by Storm5 December 16, 2008
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by ugotskilled November 24, 2010
Get the Menturbation mug.A combination of two words, "Mad" and "Cunt". Used to imply support or appreciation for an individuals action. Most commonly used among young Australian males “Munt” is most effective and prominent in speech during and after large consumptions of alcohol.
by The General..... June 11, 2006
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