muffin

The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")

(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend)
"Come over here muffin!"

or

"Dude you're a fucking muffin"

or

"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"

by Sickofcreatingpsuedonyms December 4, 2009

Muffin

What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)

That chick is a total "Muffin "

by SORAxSARU711 March 12, 2009

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."

by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009

muffins

When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.

Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!

by BLOCK BURNA September 12, 2005

muffin

1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.

2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.

3.talking snacks.

1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me

by your muffin August 5, 2007

Muffined

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

muffin

like a cupcake but way better b/c it is not made of cake batter and does not have icing and can have chocolate chips.=

to describe a person who is not a whore or is cute.

clarissa:ohmegosh ryan is such a muffin!
nicole:he is a muffin i think he likes you.
clarissa:woot!

by cupcakexcore May 18, 2008