Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!
by Haxz May 02, 2019
Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”
by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018
by jobob buttercup July 22, 2006
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
by kinkyraggae February 15, 2005
Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately
by Bantha Fodder February 25, 2011
An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
by Stevie Y January 25, 2005
Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
by CDuFF105 July 27, 2008