I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.
by Tony danza August 11, 2022
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Get the Muffalo mug.A person (usually a woman) who’s like a “fairy of the muff” — basically someone obsessed with, skilled at, or always around vaginas.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
“Bro, she swooped in like a damn Muffairy and made that girl forget her own name.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
by vaginaenthusiast September 8, 2025
Get the Muffairy mug.Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025
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This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!
by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025
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This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!
by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025
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