by MoundMaster August 11, 2024
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You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025
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Get the Flower Mound mug.A violent overreaction to getting hit unintentionally that often results in the victim of the unintentional strike to lash back with unwholly force
Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
Originates from the baseball term of the same name which usually occurs when the batter is unintentionally hit by a pitch. Albeit in other sports it can take several forms like in karate can be a throw.
When i was in karate the other day, my partner kicked me in the thumb. It hurt so bad that I wanted to charge the mound.
by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024
Get the Charge the mound mug.Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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