Champagne Monday

Ignoring work and other responsibilities on a Monday, or any weekday, to relax at the beach with friends. Champagne/adult beverages are optional, but comfortable lounge chairs are essential.

She looked forward to Champagne Mondays in August when she and her friends left the office after lunch to relax at the beach, sip champagne, and catch up on news.

by BenKatTalks January 23, 2015

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 22, 2019

It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .

"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"

by kingbuck October 5, 2018

Fuck it Monday

The day of the week where everyone forgets about their worries, doesn’t think about their futures or money problems and can just live in the moment.

Don’t worry about it, it’s fuck it Monday, you can worry about it tomorrow.

by Somedude33 January 4, 2022

monday club

The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.

On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"

"Bob is often a monday club member"

by wilbo baggins October 29, 2006

mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

by duffball October 22, 2009

case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space

Sounds like a case of the monday's

by alpine January 25, 2004