Moike

Cammy Taylor being a spastic as usual

"That's so Gail bate it's moike'

by Jondiss March 1, 2017

mockey

Mockey, while being used quite frequently by some families who reside in Southern California, is nothing more than a replacement for the word "Vagina."

Some of you may ask why use the word "Mockey" instead of "Vagina?"

The answer to this is still unknown to this day...

George made a mockery of that mockey

by peterv89 October 1, 2006

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

Mockery of Science

1. an upcoming alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs (2005) consisting of six girls.

1. damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing.

by Vince T. September 6, 2008

moked

stoned; really high off marijuana

How much did you guys smoke you all look moked.

by mellikesorangesoda February 5, 2009

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

Moker

Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker

Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!

by Bertab63 October 23, 2006