Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005

moted

Common misspelling of "moded". Used to make fun of someone after an embarassing situation.

Guy 1 (to Guy 2): "Man you suck!"
Guy 2: ::sob sob::
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): "Moted!"

by Forbo_El_Mysterio July 2, 2003

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

moated

Frustrated and pissed off over minute things. See also: butt sore

Dude, don't get all moated about it.

by The Cobra January 17, 2005

moredom

The opposite of boredom.

"I never suffer from boredom, and in fact, if I suffer from anything, it's from moredom! I never have enough time to do all the things I want to do!"

-- Danny Bloom, April 7, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010