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Mort

Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
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Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.
Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
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our cat mort is so cute!
by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021
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La mort

Phrase exclamative, qui exprime le fait de ne pas avoir envie d’effectuer une tâche . Souvent utilisé en réponse à une requête ou une proposition de la part d’un tiers .

Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .
“ ça te dit si on va au ciné demain ? “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix
by Fish—pancake April 19, 2025
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Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat
Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

Yeah man he was on nbn news”
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
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