a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.
by afr1 March 28, 2005
mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.
by tallchicka July 04, 2005
A group of people who, when they view and add comments to such devil-ridden heathen websites such as urbandictionary.com, will undoubtedly burn in the hell of their own making.
"You people making comments against the one true church of mormons on urbandictionary.com will undoubtedly end up in hell... what's that I smell? Oh shit I'm burning!"
by IanDaws December 29, 2007
by cralisl August 09, 2006
Two meanings:
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. Joey doesn't like to drink coffee because he is a Mormon.
or
2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
or
3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
or
2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
or
3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
by Hank_spank November 27, 2007
Look, I've got three things to say.
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
by Merlin September 17, 2004
A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 25, 2005