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Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.
Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.
by earth._.turd January 26, 2017
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exclamation marks

Also refereed to as "wet patches" or "sweat patches", Exclamation Marks are the shape of sweat patches that ladies usually leave on a plastic chair or a rubber floor when sitting for an extended amount of time. This is because the heat extracted from the leg skin and inner crack gets trapped and sits between the end of the crack and the middle of the upper thighs - since the thighs are almost placed together just leaving a bit of room. This leaves a mark of sweat on the chair in the shape of an exclamation mark because it is conveying the shape of the ladies crack, upper thighs and lower ass. Some ladies are seen sliding off their chairs instead of getting up straight away in order to wipe away the exclamation mark before anyone else (preferably the boyfriend) sees.

Another reason for this is that when girls are with their boyfriends they get nervous and start to sweat on their upper thighs, therefore leaving a mark in the shape of an exclamation mark.
Example One:
Girl one: Holy crap I was so nervous when Jim took me out to dinner, and because I was so nervous I left a massive exclamation mark on the chair! I sure hope he didn't notice.

Girl two: I know what you mean, I hate plastic chairs because I'm always leaving exclamation marks on them! Why can't these places just buy normal chairs with Cotton Covers, that would help out so much because there are so many girls who have to deal with this problem!

Example two:
(On a sign at a fancy restaurant)
Lady members visiting the restaurant are reminded to place towels on the chairs before sitting down, in order to avoid leaving Exclamation Marks.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Signed: The Committee.
by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 13, 2009
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morass

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.
Look at that morass of people.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007
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chillin at marks

phrase said when one is acting up somewhere, drinking alcohol
by megan elizondo August 2, 2006
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mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.
He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Morest

To overemphasize the word "more". Can be used to win in an argument over who loves who more. One can simply replace the word "more" with "morest", to establish dominance in the argument and most importantly, to prove to your loved one that you love them morest. No being shall use this word unless they mean it 101%
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you more!
Boy: Well I love you morest!
by Dattenordrummer January 25, 2015
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Morbs

Temporary melancholia brought on by the anticipation of future sadness. It is often used in reference to the imminent departure, physical or metaphysical, of a friend, family member, or other loved one. The word is invariant and can be used as either a singular or a plural noun, usually with the definite article.
J: Oh man, I'm flying out of Montréal in a week and leaving behind all the friends I've made here. I've got the morbs!
S: Yeah, just think, you might never see any of them again.
by verbifexmaximus December 26, 2016
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