Mooflon

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

moofer

Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.

OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!

by flak_monkey July 11, 2007

mooley ass nigga guy

An italian whos says nigga alot

Wonder y theres no black guys in mario he a mooley ass nigga guy

by Semp1991 January 11, 2008

mofflet

A term used to describe someone with a Highly Perverted Nature that is usually misbehaving.

"That fucking mofflet is taking pictures of my wife again"
"I hope my daughters new boyfriend isn't a fooking mofflet"

by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

mootlers

Mootlers are moose antlers, whether they be the real ones on a moose's head or fake ones worn as headbands by people.

Let's all wear some mootlers in celebration of moosemas!

by The Muffin Man's Wife January 12, 2005

moofies

If someone is in possesion of something you really want, you moofie it and its yours to keep.. no if ands or buts.

Lauren: yo let me get that lighter
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(

by PMafia September 2, 2008