Mooch

A singular segment of a clementine

That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?

by Jojomelly April 6, 2022

Mooch

It means scab

“Eww look at that mooch trying to get a ciggy” AD AM KP

by AMKPAD January 6, 2022

Mooch

The New England area of the United States tradition of kissing your family members on the mouth, both young and old alike.

Come give your grandma a MOOCH!!!!

by LupusGallus October 27, 2021

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

Ali “Mooch” Hamade

That kid is on tiktok live! Ali is such a mooch

by mahmad81 June 19, 2023