monkey sauce

The secretion produced by the female while having sex with her male partner.

I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.

by Digger April 27, 2006

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003

red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath

"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"

by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

hot monkey sex

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.

I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.

by AuntyEm October 18, 2006