The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!
Dad: sounds like a party!
Son: yeah
Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020
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used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore
by mexakid October 30, 2007
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It means really awesome, great, and in some extenuating circumstances positively Uber. It can be used to describe anything under the sun, except for DDR.
by Waltalot August 11, 2004
Get the Mondospiftacular mug.1. as in having a big ass bank roll. mondo = tons. coin = money.
2. a website that follows young partiers each weekend with pictures and stories (mondocoin).
2. a website that follows young partiers each weekend with pictures and stories (mondocoin).
1. Oh shit, lets get faded, I have mondo coin to spend on alc.
2. Hey brah, did you see last night's pics up on mondo coin yet?
2. Hey brah, did you see last night's pics up on mondo coin yet?
by coin November 14, 2004
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Paul: Yea, it's in my room I'll get it now.
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Get the Mondo Hooters mug.1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
Inside a restroom at a gas station...
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011
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