Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

pug mole

An extremely ugly human-being, whos face resembelves that of a pug.

Mark- "Did you see Tracy the other day. She looks like a real pug mole"

by horsemilk123.4 February 24, 2009

mole

a mixture of tobacco and weed that is smoked out of a bong...typically 60 to 70% brown and 30 to 40% weed...the mixture itself is called a mole batch...

Yo when your done choppin that mole batch pack me a mole...

by killacali520 March 23, 2008

moded

Derived from the term "demoted." Used to add insult to injury when someone has been proven wrong in a public manner or to bring much more public attention from an otherwise oblivious crowd to another person’s erroneous assumption or verbal gaff. Basically, another way of saying “Dude, you’ve been demoted.” Often used for either the purposes of ego deflation of a "modee" or self-aggrandizement of the “moder.”

(1980s California version): “Ooooooh, moded!”

by charmaine w March 26, 2008

Mole Face

A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight

A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep

Squinting in the sunlight like a mole

A person with Mole like features

I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face

Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny

Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting

by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 9, 2010