mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

by projectmantis September 28, 2008

land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama

made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".

Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.

by yeastyrabbit August 27, 2012

T-Mobile

A cell phone provider known for giving out low bars of service. As there name a reputation suggests, they have a low T level.

T-Mobile customer: Aww, C'Mon T-Mobile! 1 bar again!
Verizon customer: Haha, they obviously have low T. I have got 5 bars!
T-Mobile customer:Uhh..

by Geekozoid September 15, 2013

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

Mobilebate

The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.

Hi Jake, it's Chris..." "Hey man, how's it goin?" "Good, you've just been mobilebated...

by capnwalnuts June 1, 2011

mobile zombie

a person who stands in the middle of the dance floor just stood there fiddling with their mobile phone or endlessly stood there filming some DJ instead of making the most of their night out.

It would have been a good night, but there were too many mobile zombies clogging up the dance floor

by fruit and the cakes December 21, 2013

moble

A lot of snow forming a big snow bank on a mountain.

Who wants to ski on the mobles, they're fun.

by GabiRoza54 February 21, 2018