melted

Tired, out of it, exhausted, overly lethargic, or otherwise not mentally or physically energized.

"Dude, I'm so melted."
"I'm melted...can't make it out tonight. I'm just going to pass out."

by T.M.F.R. June 18, 2007

double-minted kid

A kid who eats two intensely strong mints at the same time, struggling with the urge to spit them out because of their unusually intense flavor. Yet, they master the skill of eating two super minty mints because they are...DOUBLE MINTED KIDS!!!!!!!
hxc yeah mints. mintcore

oh look at that girl eating two mints, shes cool. shes a true double-minted kid.

by fransea December 11, 2006

minted

a word used to describe ones motor vehicle or other prized possesion. Often used by townie(s).

1."eh, that's one minited motor innit!"
2."eh, tel your mum that she was minted last night!"

by Goose666 April 9, 2004

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Molted Tail

An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.

"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".

by Mrfyd181514 April 28, 2010

Melted gum

Ejaculating in ones pants. Referring to when you wash your pants and you leave gum in it. When you take it out, it's a slimy mess.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend melted gum". "No way, I bet she was pissed when she went to grab her phone out of her pocket"!

by EagerMcBeaver772 October 26, 2011