Midwest Movement

An organization being run by a wanksta that is trying to turn into a recording label in the future by selling hats in the present.

Holler at the Movement!
Hop on the train 'cause the Movement is rolling through town!

by 2Pac January 21, 2004

Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.

A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"

by Elite April 11, 2005

midwest screamo

basically midwest emo, but with more shouting and better guitars.

this sounds like midwest emo, but it sounds like screamo too, its midwest screamo.

by GuttingJob June 21, 2010

midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.

My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.

by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007

Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010

The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

Bomb Ass Midies

a type of weed so good that if you smoke 3 onces to face you might have a mild buzz.

Me and steve smoked 3 titianics of bomb ass midies and we got kinda hungrey but it wasnt anything to fuss about

by cat guy November 5, 2011