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middle school

If you are in or have ever been in middle school you would know its the deepest pit in hell.First, everyone is confused about themselfs because they are going through puberty,which means all the boys think about is having sex and all the girls think about is getting rid of zits and extra weight. Second,the teachers treat you like shit because they are miserable because, well their middle school teachers.Last, the rules are usally confuseing because they want you to be more of an "adult" but, with out the cussing,clothes, or basically freedom.So,yea, welcome to HELL!
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middle leg

defines to penis
-look at his middle leg
- oh it is a hairy leg
by unwillingwindowcleaner July 16, 2010
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middle children of history

From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.
"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."
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Middle-of-the-workday hot

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.
At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"
by Danswer88 December 21, 2008
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middle of bush

"I have not decided yet. I m in the middle of bush."
by KamalKumar March 4, 2009
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Middle Name Famous

What you don't want your kids growing up to be, since most people with well-known middle names are assassins or serial killers. (Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy).
Person 1: "So what do you want your kids to be when they grow up?"
Person 2: "Don't care, as long as they don't end up Middle Name Famous."
by Dexter88 September 8, 2010
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middle school

(noun). Three to four years of perverted jokes, frustration, and hormones.
"Hey, remember what happened in middle school--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
by J Wishes June 9, 2018
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