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Michael Jackson 

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
Michael Jackson by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024

Michael Jackson 

Michael Jackson: "Hee-Hee"
Michael Jackson by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Michael Jackson 

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
Michael Jackson by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

Michael Jackson 

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’
Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?

Michael Jackson 

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

Michael Jackson 

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman
Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson by anonymous August 25, 2025